Bonked


something or someone thats f-cked up
that girl’s shoes are bonked up!

that party banthin was the bizz. i was bonked the bonk up.
2 more definitions
beyond f-cked up= bon-ked
ahh lord i was bonked lastnight
under the influence, trashed, drunk, smashed, wasted or otherwise incoheirant
dude that party was hot! i got so bonked

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