Bonsai Rodeo


(have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the cl-ssic “doggie-style” position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells “whoooooo”. at this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. the gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.
thanks to daniel, tanner had a bonsai rodeo last night with jenny. he held on for 8 seconds!

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