Bonus Land
the magical scenario when you wake up still highly intoxicated and or high from the night before. neither your hangover nor the shame from last night’s poor decisions have set in, and continuing to day drink seems like the best decision. effects: extreme happiness, laughter, loss of balance
“bonus land is my favorite land.” “i hope this next shot takes me to bonus land and not in a stranger’s bed tomorrow morning.”
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