Boob Dialing
n. b–b dialing occurs when one has one’s cell phone very close to one’s b–bs, and when one (or perhaps both) b–b/s manage to hit “send” and therefore dials someone’s number. akin to b-tt dialing, except with the b–b/s instead. considerations: perhaps someone has thoughts on joining these two works to create just one, “b–bdialing”.
“mom, why do you have all these missed calls? have you been b–b dialing people again?!”
when you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your b–bs will dial numbers every time you move them.
-my phone was vibrating throughout the whole math cl-ss!
-takes out phone from bra-
–who was calling you?
-no one!i was b–b dialing the whole time!i forgot to lock it!
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