boob noob
a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. they make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little b–bies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. usually this is the noobs older brother.
bekka: “so hailey how was kyle last night? -wink-”
hailey: “such a b–b noob! it was so freakin painful! but don’t worry his big brother mikey made them feel better!”
bekka: “hahahahaha! such a b–b noob!”
to put it simply, a virgin. can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman’s breast before.
kyle: hey, you know that john’s a virgin, right?
bob: ha! what a b–b-noob.
someone who is young, old, or middle aged that is blissfully unaware that their b–bs are like pinpoints sticking out of their shirts.
omg! that grandma is such a b–b noob!
a fricken noob, that is a toal b–b yeah, in a bee hive whooo a bee hive
hey u frickin b–b noob, your a noob.
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