Boob Static
a distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose br–sts are either obviously large, or are on display.
“hey chip, did you agree with janet’s novel interpretation of the heisenberg uncertainty principle?”
“what? no. i could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much b–b static.”
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