boob test
when a woman presses her chest against a wall, if her nose touches the wall before her b–bs do, she p-sses.
her b–bs were so big she had 3 inches of sp-ce before her nose hit the wall.
she was so flat, she didn’t p-ss the b–b test so i sent her home.
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