Boob Virginity
as the name suggests, it comprises of the two most sacred words the world has ever seen; b–b and virginity. girls lose this when they first let another person ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) grab or feel up their bare chest (note: over the bra, means that you’re still a b–b virgin). it’s kind of like losing your virginity but only with your chest.
in short it is also referred to as bv. bvs can be given and taken only once in a lifetime.
girl 1: supp girl, did you have crazy time on your date last night???
girl 2: yes i did, but i got carried away and lost my b–b virginity to that guy. before i knew it, his small hands were all over my chest.
bro 1: hey bud, how did the date last night go ? did you get any action ?
bro 2: totes bro. i reached all the way to second base only to find out i took her b–b virginity.
bro 1: that’s great man, looks like you had an amazing time.
bro 2: it was all great until the time she head b-tted me for squeezing too hard.
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