boobatonic
a state of mind where a person is mentally paralyzed by the sight of a really nice rack. symptoms of a b–batonic state include drooling, staring uncontrollably, and incoherent speech. the b–batonic episode can last for hours, depending on the seriousness of the particular person’s level of immunity to b–bs, and the amount and quality of nearby b–bs.
oh my gaaawd, i’ve gone b–batonic! look at that rack!
jim seems to have fallen into b–batosis, she wasn’t wearing a bra!
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