boobshelf
a large set of br–sts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. a b–bshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. b–bshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.
my b–bshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when i eat. i am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my b–bshelf.
the semi-horizontal sp-ce created by the top-side of b–bs; depth and slope determined by cup size and perkiness.
not b–b shelf.
“when she eats chips, she gets a lot of crumbs on her b–b shelf”, or “when i sit in my recliner, my kitten likes to nap on my b–b shelf.”
the bulge of fat/skin that protrudes atop and hangs over, the waistband on a woman wearing mom jeans. similar to a m-ffin top, only approx 3 inches higher. just below the b–bs, creating a shelf for the b–bs to rest upon.
wow, look at the m-ffin top on that girl!! no, that isn’t a m-ffin top, tori, its a b–b shelf. she is wearing mom jeans after all!!!!!!
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