booby-wrapped
a gift wrapped with things such as duct tape to make it virtually impossible to open
dude 1: dude how long has he been at the b–by-wrapped present
dude 2: 2 hours but what he doesn’t know is that it is tighty whities
dude 1: that is some good b–by wrapping
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