boof

something that is whack, sh-tty, dumb, or f-cked up. used to describe objects, people, or sh-t you dont want to do.
“aj’s car is boof as f-ck” or “that homework we got is boof af”
the act of lifting the bow of a whitewater kayak while going over rocks, waves, or waterfalls, in order to launch over hydraulics (“holes”) or rocks. the name is derived from the sensation that it gives the kayaker, which is similar to rectal administration of drugs.
charlie had such a sweet boof off of little river falls! all the cool kayakers are doing it – why plug the hole when you can boof it.
inexplicably, what most white people think beyoncé is saying in her song, countdown
“me and my boof and my boof boof riding”
to abuse any licit or illicit substance via insertion into one’s r-ct-m.
dude, i just saw brian boofing some booze last night at a party. rad!
slang for meth. used to describe crystal meth in the 785 area code. originated from the descriptive feeling one got when smoking or shooting meth during the 2000’s. when users repeated blurted out “boof” after large hits and where asked why , they answered “everytime i hit your sh-t my head goes boof” and slowly dealers throughout the 785 coined “boof” slang for its crystal meth, ice, tina, twack, etc.
wheres the boof? / got boof? / lets get an 8ball of that fire boof. / they’ve been up for days, acting like zombies, smoking boof and shooting boof up. / im so boofed out i can’t quit staring at the cameras.
another term for having s-x, often suggesting -n-l.
i’m tryina boof tonight.

i totally wanna boof her in the boofhole.
to stick something up your b-tt, generally drugs but can include anything.
the only way to do e is to boof it.

where’d the kitty go? i boofed it.

←