book

basically a movie, except you can’t see or hear the characters. it’s also harder to use than a movie, which makes it a bothersome inconvenience to 21st century progress. parents want their children to read books because they like to see their children miserable, as it reminds them of themselves at that age. a lot of great books have been made into way greater movies, but no movies have been made into better books.
“how about you read a book?”
“what the heck is a book?”
an object used as a coaster, increase the hight of small children, or increase the stability of poorly built furniture.
where do you want me to put your drink?

oh, just leave it on top of that book.
verb meaning to run or to leave in a hurry
i f-ckin booked when the cops showed up
1. a source of information.

2. a source of entertainment.

3. a tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not ‘cool’ to read a book.
1. the dictionary

2. neil gaimain’s ‘american g-ds’

3. which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.
cool: the first option given when trying to type ‘cool’ in a text message using t9
that chick thinks she’s book, but she’s totally hacked.
what people don’t read enough today.
“books? what’s that?”

dumb-ss mtveenager
did you know there have been books printed since the fifties and the new ones are cool? they have them so anyone can understand them. books can be about video games, s-x, drugs, sports, people, pretty much everything. they come with cuss words, funny characters and you might understand some more of you those weird things…that’s right. words.
“doood, books are lame and my perception of them doesn’t exceed that of a cingle-celled organism.”
“doood. you used like those big-wordy thingies.”
“i know! my predisposition about books was totally misguided, baseless, crude and illiterate!”
“whoa.”
something we stopped caring about after the internet came along.
why would i wanna read books when i can check about it on the internet?!

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