book smash
the act of hitting someones books with your hands. if done properly the book smash can inflict embarr-ssment and humiliation. the desired result is to cause the victim to drop his/her books and folders. extra points are earned if folders rip or papers fall out. if this does occur be sure to kick the debris as far away from the victim as possible.
extra points for style are also used. different techniques are always encouraged (upsmash, close palmed) but the mother of all smashes it the double hand a-bomb (when both hands, open palmed, smash at once) this technique is hard to pull off but never fails to deliver the ultimate devastation.use with caution.
“holy sh-t! did you just see that book smash? dan’s books flew 50 feet!”
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