Booker
in pro wrestling, basically he’s the one running the show. he decides who’s winning the matches, how the matches will end, and all the various storylines and feuds that lead to the matches taking place. bookers can be all kinds of different people, from the owner of the promotion (paul heyman in ecw), wrestlers for the promotion (kevin nash or kevin sullivan in wcw), or people hired by the promotion for the job (jim cornette in ring of honor). booking can also be done by committee, the current bookers of the wwe are owner vince mcmahon, “head of creative” stephaine mcmahon-levesque (vince’s daughter), “head of talent development” paul “triple h” levesque (semi-retired wrestler and stephanie’s husband), and various other people. the term “book” can also be used as a verb, as in “i wish they’d book daniel bryan to actually win a match one of these days” or “wwe tlc 2012 was booked very well”.
jim cornette was fired as ring of honor booker in october 2012, and replaced by ex-wrestler delirious.
all around awsome person with unhuman skills a very bad-ss person
hey did you see that guy he seemed like a booker
wait thats chuck norris
a half of a blunt removed of its inerts and replaced with marijuana, smoked half way, and saved. the remaining half is a booker.
also a mini blunt can be refered to as a booker.
hey mickey, hit me up later cuz, we’ll blaze this booker.
an offensive term for a us county sheriff.
this definition stems from the fact that a us county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.
boy b) why in the devil’s name are you so proud of yourself? i bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
a term used for denying previous s-xual intercourse with another person.
person a: “you slept with maria!”
person b: “no i never!”
person c: “that guy just did a booker.”
a person that can run faster than the wind. someone who is always ready to run. see book
bobby- the block is full of po po today.
jamal- yeah i know, i think that’s a cruiser comming this way right now.
bobby- gotta go. -runs-
jamal- god d-mn that boy is a booker
a type of masturbation that involves cuc-mbers up the b-tt. then during climax, the man will shoot the cuc-mber out of his b-tt into the mouth of his partner.
dude, i got a booker last night, and broke billy’s teeth.
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