boom kaka boom
when you go to a conviniance store to buy condoms. the indian cashier sees the condoms and remarks, “oo someone is going to get some poosy tonight, boom kaka boom.”
i was buying a five hour energy shot and condoms and when i brought them up to the register, the cashier started saying “boom kaka boom, boom kaka boom,” and humping the register.
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