boondoggling
the act of simultaneously trying not to laugh while trying to act like it wasn’t you.
man, i farted so loud the last day and i was boondoggling so hard afterwards.
wasteful project or activity.
origin: used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the wpa
“making” a road that was already there was an example of bondoggling.
when one partner urinates in a cup, and then subsequently pours the urine into a fan that is placed facing the other partner so that the urine sprays out in a fine mist onto their face.
“yo, man! you been crying?”
“nah. i’ve just been boondoggling with my girl.”
“word?”
“1”
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