bootleg friend
(n) a person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don’t actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. they may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. however you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.
jim: why do you chill with eric? i hear he snitched on kenny. plus he’s kind of a d-ck to your sister.
greg: because he can get me alcohol. he’s pretty stupid so he doesn’t know i hang with him just to get me drinks. he’s just a bootleg friend.
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