bootwanker
1.a male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.a man who likes to stick his p-n-s and -j-c-l-t- into inorganic things.
3.a person who likes to conceal the fact that w-nking his d-ck on his boots.
4.a f-ggot who likes to think bout f-cking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.
victor: sup chris…!!! omg !! wtf are you doing.
chris: huh?.. oh sh-t nothing nothing.
victor: stop f-cking that chair!!!
chris: oh sh-t! – runs off holdin his d-ck stuck in a chair-
a guy who has been caught on many occ-ssions sh-gging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items aka rob
“dude robs such a bootw-nker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender”
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