booty-add
a digital booty-call. someone you add to your friendlist just because you want to make sweet p-ssionate love to him/her.
#1
boy: errm, do i know you?
girl: nope, but you’re pretty, so i added you.
boy: and how does adding me over pretty benefit you?
girl: oh this is no reguler add, this is a booty-add.
boy: sweet!
#2
girl: who is nastyboy43?
girlfriend: oh that’s my latest booty-add, think he’s hot?
girl: h-lla! i’m booty-adding him too.
girlfriend: have him, can i borrow that sparkly top?
#3
boy: i didn’t know you knew lucille.
friend: who? -takes a look at friendlist- oh her, total booty-add.
boy: dude, that’s my girlfriend.
friend: high five!
boy: high five!
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