Booty Bong
verb,
a method of alcohol consumption where someone puts alcohol into their -n-s to get drunk. the alcohol may be poured in directly, or inserted via an alcohol soaked tampon or other suppository. this method of alcohol consumption gives more pr-nounced results than drinking orally, and also avoids alcohol in the breath which may aid in p-ssing of sobriety tests.
in addition to alcohol, booty bonging may be used for more rapid and effective absorption of other chemical intoxicants as well, including marijuana, cocaine or heroine. some booty bong users additionally report positive effects from eating food via -n-l insertion.
“max was booty bonging hard at the party last night, he was so wasted!”
“i had gotten drunk from booty bonging a whiskey soaked tampon in my -ss last week, but when i was pulled over for dui, i was able to p-ss the breathalyzer and make it home safe”
1. a way of saying “a-lot”
2. can mean anything you want
3. not slurping alcohol out of a b-tthole
guy 1: dammit, i have a test today
guy 2: ouch, that sucks bootybong
guy 1: whatsup?
guy 2: bootybong!
guy 1: what?
guy 2: don’t worry about it.
Read Also:
- Booty Legs
booty legs (noun): shapely legs that are neither twigs nor tree trunks. guy walking up the street, or girl (how ever you swing) seeing some fine legs thinking, “d-mn girl, you got some booty legs.”
- booty whisper
synonymous for “farting”. created by freddy wieffering and the high council of the central nordic skiing tribe. “oops, i just booty whispered!” “who booty whispered?” to stink up a room in the same manner as farting, breaking wind, or p-ssing/expelling gas. it’s all stanky up in here! did somebody just booty whisper?!
- Booze Nose
when you get a runny nose the day after a long night of drinking. person 1: “hey, can you had me a tissue. my nose has been super runny today and i can’t figure out why.” person 2: “did you go out last night?” person 1: “yeah.” person 2: “sounds like you got a case […]
- Borangey
awesomeley weird and just plain weird it is the word which is crazy its a bit like if a dog wheres a murf hat or a cat with a bark or even the true meaning of pure stupidity there is a difference for more answers go to www.borangey.wordpress.com the greatest most funny website ever to […]
- Borborygmus
stomach rumble: the rumbling sounds made by the movement of gases in the stomach and intestine (technical) if you lay your head on someone’s stomach, you are likely to hear borborygmus.