Booty Phone
a cellular telephone obtained with the specific intent of calling or texting a love interest. the need for a booty phone occurs when two people hook up and find they have different cellular providers. rather than pay overage charges, it is less expensive to add a booty line to one’s cell phone plan.
dylan: “allison and i decided to get a booty phone.”
oscar: “whose network did you choose?”
dylan: “hers…ten bucks a month with unlimited network calls…although textual relations still cost extra. the phone was only 20 bucks plus tax.”
a phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. used specifically for booty calls. a number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
last night i took a shower and my gf read my text. i gotta get a booty phone!
i got to work monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
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