Booty Splasher
when you p–p in the toilet and the impact of the p–p hitting the water forces water to wet your botox
“man that was a big one my -ss is soaked”
background: comes from china
definition: when you p–p in the toilet and the impact of the p–p hitting the water forces water to wet your botox-good job alex
alex p: oh god, that one was a booty splasher
john b: did it smell good?
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