Bootystracted
the act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl’s -ss.
angelo: oh sh-t dude, look at the ride p-ssing by
memo: what ride?
angelo: i can’t believe you got bootystracted, the mustang was bad -ss.
memo: you can’t miss a good -ss tho.
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