border shopping


visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.
the border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place i tried, who demanded a work visa i haven’t even got yet, and he let me p-ss.

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