borderline boiler
your head says no, your d-ck says go!
a female who is neither good looking or ugly e.g carol vordeman or monica lewinsky
that new girlfrend of yours is a bit of a “borderline boiler”
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doing a lot of work for a reward that isn’t really there. guy 1: hey man, i’ve been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her. guy 2: you’re milking a turtle, bro, she isn’t going to take you back.
- first chair
the first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain. “let’s leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow.” “nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let’s leave at 8:00.”
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the flapping, loose l-b– after a female has been continuously banged omg check out tht girls saggy mingeflaps!
- Minty Dick Cake
when you wash your d-ck with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. the usual response afterwards is “wait. why do you taste so minty fresh?” -head tilt- example: “hey, what are you getting your girl for valentine’s day?” answer: “a minty d-ck cake, of course.”
- miscegenist
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