borfase


a pseudo-celebrity at the penny arcade forums, specifically in the general chat social entropy ++ section. a constant target for ridicule due to his behavior and born loser type persona, it’s quite difficult to tell if he is the real life version of george costanza or a character actor. his superpowers include: putting an entire soda can in his cavernous maw of a mouth, eating cold spaghetti o’s out of the can, crying in the shower about how alone he is, p-ssing on the bathroom floor, and hooking up with sketchy females he finds on craigslist.com
even though i have no job, no life, no female companionship, and absolutely no personal hygein, at least i’m not as much of a pathetic creature as borfase.
a minor internet celebrity at pa forums
i would, however, refrain from any leud or laviscious s-xual behavior with borfase, to reinforce the fact that he is f-cking untouchable.
to throw up in your mouth a little bit, so that your mouth and throat taste like bile.
oh god, when that fat girl bent over to pick up that king-size snickers bar i borfased a little bit.

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