borgasm

v, 1. to -ssimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. the experience of b-rg-sming.

a combination of the word -rg-sm, and the star trek species “the borg”.
iain: hey eric, did you see tonights episode of enterprise? it was stuponfucious. t’pol is so hot, you’d better believe i’d play her flugelhorn.

eric: nano nano… beep beep… keyboard… dual monitors… beep
a mediocre -rg-sm; one that is boring. usually occurs when a woman’s v-g-n- is extremely wide or fugly. also, when masturbating, the man is not very h-rny and is just trying to p-ss time.
“dude your girlfriend’s so f-cking fat and ugly, i just had a b-rg-sm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time f-cking her.”
the groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an -rg-sm.
1. gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower?
2. alex b-rg-smed like 10 times while we waited in line.
1) when someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) when someone has a very boring -rg-sm.
1) “hey chris! i’m having a serious b-rg-sm here! come over and bring jordan. we’ll make it a borgy!”

2) “i guess i’ll just have a b-rg-sm to p-ss the time!”
the reaction of hysterical young female fans to the swedish tennis player bjorn borg
bjorn borg has walked onto centre court and half the crowd is having a b-rg-sm
the act of being so bored, you just have to do something
oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a b-rg-sm
the point when the borg start to -ssimilate you.
capt’n picard had a b-rg-sm

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