Borges Slaughterhouse
a place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. although appearing intriguing from the outside, with macy’s and home goods signs for the women, fun sp-ce signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. if the deep, monotone voice isn’t enough to crumble your soul, then the mult-tude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.
child- “mommy, can we go to borges slaughterhouse this weekend? i want to play in the ball pit.”
mom- “yes, but you have to promise not to cry while i spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner.”
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