Borgism
a type of joke that follows this format: “i am (insert name here) of borg. (insert -ssimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here).”
i am barney of borg. being -ssimilated is fun.
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i am elmew fudd of bowg. wesistance is futiwe.
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yoda of borg am i. futile, resistance is.
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i am bill cosby of borg. prepare to be -ssimilated, with the -ssim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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i am cortana dragoon of borg. prepare to be owned.
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