Boris Johnson
a bl-wj-b. derived from the initials of boris johnson: bj.
she gave me a boris johnson.
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verb: to be boris johnsoned a.k.a a mayor bojo, oral s-x
that girl over there just gave me a boris johnson
boris johnson gave me a boris johnson whilst i was giving your maw a bob ockenden…
1. buffoon
2. alexander boris de pfeffel johnson, british member of parliament for henley on thames, known for his famous snow white hair. born in new york, boris was elected as an mp for the conservative party in 2001. he has been described as a “b-mbling buffoon” by paul merton on have i got news for you and it is a mystery to many how he manages to remain in parliament. he is the shadow minister for education and once had a feud with the city of liverpool forcing him to appologise publicaly there once. noneverthe less boris continues to entertain the great british public with his antics and amusing speeches.
boris johnson: (whilst speaking about the governments evidence for the iraq war)”an inverted pyramid of piffle”
boris johnson: (on the tory party) “the tory party – the funkiest, most jiving party on earth!”
boris johnson: (tory party promise) “coconuts from the party that keeps its promises!”
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