borny

the state of being bored and h-rny, usually occurs when somebody is alone
“man, last night sucked, tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin’, i was just sitting there borny as h-ll.”
borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words “bored” (or “boredom”) and “h-rny.”

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling l-stful, lecherous and s-xually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. antic-p-ting s-xual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
i’m feeling pretty borny: i did nothing but look at p-rn all day. i wish i had more female friends.

man, stephanie said i could poke her tonight, but she isn’t returning my calls. nows she’s left me disgruntled and borny.

“borny” – adj. simultaneously bored and h-rny, in a manner that tends to cloud judgment.
i was completely borny, so i bought a triple-size d-ld- to see what i could do with it…
to be bored and h-rny at the same time.
i was borny last night,so i looked at p-rn.
the feeling of when you want s-xy time so bad… but ur on your own with nothing to do… and cant be -rs-d to do anything anyway!
tasha was bored and h-rny, so was james. unfortunately both as lazy as each other .. resulting in major borny -ness!!!
bored + h-rny.
“why did you sleep with that guy?” “i don’t know, guess i was just borny.”
bored and h-rny
ohmy gawwwd i’m so borny tonight!

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