Boston Cream
the practice of spurting gonorrheic discharge (“gleet”) into a v-g-n- (“filling the doughnut”), and then eating it out. this is usually accomplished first by acquiring the bacteria neisseria gonorrhoeae from a promiscuous partner and letting it fester for a period of at least six weeks. next, the unsuspecting female victim is wooed into engaging in s-xual intercourse without ever having been told of the existence of the penile colony (“the mayflower”). finally, the v-g-n- is filled with creamy yellowish hate (which ultimately oozes out much like a boston cream doughnut), to be enjoyed through a bit of c-nn-l-ng-s.
“i gave her the boston cream last year, and after the lawsuit settles, i’m going to chow down on a second helping.”
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s in a girls mouth then pours chocolate milk or melted chocolate on her head, it forms a boston cream. originated from the doughnut called boston cream
yo i boston creamed that b–tch yesternight
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1) the popular doughnut, covered in chocolate on top with a cream filling on the inside.
2) when you pour chocolate on a girl’s vag, eat her out, and then proceed to have v-g-n-l s-x and c-m inside her.
1) “dude, i ate a boston cream today, sh-t was so cash”
2) “dude, i gave your sister a boston cream today, sh-t was so cash”
when a man is getting a bl-wj-b and when he c-ms, he does it on a donut and the person eats it afterwards.
that chick gave me a boston cream last night.
when a guy puts a doughnut on his c-ck and then the girl gives him a bl-w j-b. he then -j-c-l-t-s on the doughnut and this is he cream in he doughnut. the girl then proceeds to eat the doughnut off of his d-ck.
i asked the girl if she had a doughnut while we were having s-x. she asked me why and i told her i wanted to do a boston cream. then i put it on my d-ck and she ate it off. it was so good i came all over her face.
when a guy shoots out a load of c-m when he is -j-c-l-t-ng or having s-x in boston
also known as a doughnut.
(in a hotel room in boston)
man: ohh baby i’m gonna c-m!
woman: give me that boston cream!
sperm from a male residing in boston.
i felt his boston cream dripping down my face.
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