Boston Muff


the smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
i’ll never eat that boston m-ff again.

i walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. she smelled me and told me i did a good job, she loves the smell of boston m-ff.

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