boston pancake
when a lover defecates on another lovers chest. with permission. then pats down the feces with his b-ttox to make it into a flat surface. then the man -j-c-l-t-s on the feces which acts as the syrup.
that guy gave one h-ll of a boston pancake to that b-tch!
when you sh-t on a girl’s (or guy’s i guess) chest. this the supposed pancake. and everyone likes their pancakes with syrup, so you j-zz on the sh-t. the j-zz is key, without it, you are performing a cleveland steamer. i’m not sure where the change from cleveland to boston takes place, but it’s somewhere between the c-m leaving the p-n-s and landing on the sh-t.
my b-tch forgot to clean up the boston pancake i made last night, but at least i didn’t have to make my own breakfast.
when one deficates on their lovers chest then patts it down with there b-tt cheeks and finishes off with a top load of j-zz for the syrup
jenny was really p-ssing me off so i gave her a taste of my home made boston pancakes
a guy sh-ts on somebody while they are asleep, uses his -ss to make it flat like a pancake, then j-zzes on it to represent powdered sugar and syrup.
“dude, jake p-ssed out and i gave him a boston pancake! he was p-ssed”
“man, you are just wrong…”
when a man stands over a girl during s-x and defecates on her chest. he then pises on it and j-zzes on it. the sh-t acts as the pancake, the p-ss acts as the b-tter, and the j-zz is the syrup
when britney came to my house, she ordered a boston pancake.
latin: botolph crustum
just before climax, the man defecates on the woman’s chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. he then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of b-ttermilks.
from: “dirty sanchez’s guide to buck nasty s-x”
it took me and my wife years to get the boston pancake right. i have ibs, and could never quite get the consistency right. i found the less water i drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. but get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
a pancake made in the city of boston, m-ssachusetts. it may also refer to pancake shops or other related eateries based in and around that location.
eric: joe, this pancake is delicious! where did you get it, philadelphia?
joe: no, this is a boston pancake.
eric: nice…
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