Boston Red Sox
only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.
the boston red sox pimps ho’s.
the new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.
i’ve never seen so many boston red sox fans in south philly.
or
guy number 1: i’ve loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: nope. did they have a team in 85…that’s nice
baseball team that is now one of the powerhouses of the american league. with reigning al mvp dustin pedroia, all star first baseman kevin youkilis, speedy centerfielder jacoby ellsbury, the always dangerous david ortiz, and a pitching staff among the best in the league, the red sox are a force to be reckoned with. the red sox are also a team that yankee fans are now jealous of. the red sox did not “get lucky” during the 2004 and 2007 world series seasons, they won because they were, in simple terms, the best team in the league. i don’t think beating the yankees down 0-3 is luck. i think it is a choke on the yankees’ part.
yankee fan, after watching the 2007 world series: the red sox just got lucky.
red sox fan: oh they did, so where were the yankees during all of this? oh yeah, they got eliminated in the first round.
the boston red sox are one of the best teams in the league.
a baseball team that kicks -sss
“the red sox kick -ss”
the worst and most annoying team in the american league, they think they’re tight because they beat the yankees in ’04 but hey, let’s look at who has more rings, more pennants, more mvp’s, more hof’s, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!
q: why did the boston red sox build seats over the green monster?
a: so bucky dent could find his home run b-lls.
a sh-tty -ss team with sh-tty -ss players. they are also known for making up some bs curse just because they sucked so bad. also they think they are better than everyone even though they are horrible. also they got pwned by the tampa bay rays
aw man im on the boston red sox, they suck b-lls!!!
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