Boston University

an establishment that surp-sses the achievements of boston college.
-hey did you watch bu v. bc hockey last night?
-yeah bc’s goalie is possibly the ugliest person i have ever seen. fereal
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one extremely underrated boston university that has a reputation for cranking out millionaires, billionaires, jet set, hollywood actors, media giants (eg. howard stern, bill o’reilly, geena davis, carolyn bisset, mlk, jr., rosie o’donnell, jason alexander, etc.)that surp-sses boston college, is more marketable than harvard university (job wise since harvard grads are overqualified to begin with), second to only m.i.t. scholastically, is put down as a slacker, rich sn-bby stoner sh-thead school cos b-st-rds who write sh-t on urbandicitonary are poor sh-theads who have nothing better to do cos they are insecure, r-t-rded sh-theads who are poor and worthless. bu surp-sses bc financially, research wise, academically, socially, has kick -ss geniuses for faculty, boasts 4 n-bel prize winners, has an a$$ kicking hockey team that cranks out future nhl players, and mind you, those eurotrash dudes in their ferraris, lamborghinis,porsches, mercedes, etc. are brilliant, elite studly man wh-r-s who probably bagged your girlfriend or wife and partied with you and all.

so cya, motherf-ckers! 😉 hehe!
boston university is one of the choices for genius whiz kids who score a perfect 1600 in their sats and turned down harvard university, yale university, or princeton university. the only reason that it is lower ranked is that us news & world report (the r-t-rded version of time magazine for people who can’t read above a 10th grade reading level, mind you) brainwashes everyone and are jealous of bu) and that the ancient eight (ivy league schools) don’t want tehir sorry stick-up-their–ss reps being blown by this one kick -ss inst-tution with a great a$$ social life.

if i had my way my first choice would be:

1) bu – genius, rich -ss slackersand hottest, sn-bbiest chicks on the planet
2) m.i.t. – cool -ss party genius geeks who party with bu students.
3) harvard university – the best of the best and still the best of the best three and over centuries counting yet if ya don’t get a job right after graduationg from harvard, then something is sickly wrong! then ya shoulda went to bu or m.i.t.
the prestigious elite university of boston, m-ssachusetts.
i went to bu.

isn’t bc better?

no, man! what are you, stupid?

yes, yes i am!
wow, i quit my catholic education after high school, but i guess it’s slightly comforting to know that so many catholic students continue to be hatemongers even at the university level. there are 16,000 undergraduates at bu, and lest we forget, my children of g-d, that they come in many different flavors. sure, there are some who bought their way into bu, but do you really mean to tell me those people don’t exist at bc? we know that many of the (slightly overweight) rich girls who attend our school like to show off their camel toe in their (slightly too small) juicy couture jumpsuits, but how about scratching below the surface before you stereotype all of us?
students at boston university are often stereotyped as rich slackers from wealthy suburbs who bought their way into school, when in fact a sizable portion of them come from lower middle cl-ss families and places like rural pennsylvania and choose bu because of its top rate education, generous financial aid, and tolerance for different personalities and lifestyles.
the hottest school in boston that cranks out millionares and celebrities. haven for good-looking rich kids that drive around in their bmws and benzes with their gucci and prada gear. no matter what they tell you, all boston college kids wish they went to bc. the parties at bu last all nite, and the hottest kids hang out there. the bu kids hang out on newbury st., boston’s rodeo drive. bu has four n-bel prize winners, as opposed to bc which has none. this school is truly the place to be.
two guys in a bar in boston:

guy 1: who are those s-xy girls standing by the bar?

guy 2: they’re definetely from bu.
gucci. tweed. diamonds. designer halloween costumes. designer sweatpants. designer camel toes.
i wasn’t aware sweatpants that tight existed. i salute you, dolce & gabbana.
the best university on this planet.
person 1: so where are you going to college?
person 2: boston university
person 3: wow nice job, good school.