Botris Time
botris time : a synonym of ” valve time “.
it applies to any person who will claim “back in 5”, “give me 2 minutes.”, “just have a ‘shower’, back in 10.”, or any other -ssorted activity and give a specific timescale.
but they don’t. they take a much longer time and have a “wtf” moment when back.
bot: havin’ a shower guys, i’ll be 10 min, wait for us.
20 min p-sses.
random: wtf wheres bot?
random2: remember, botris time.
random: lets just start.
1hour p-sses.
bot: wtf why you all gone.
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