Bottle Jam
after having s-x with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the v-g-n- and unscrew the cap quicky.
mike: so how was last night?
john: ha it was great i f-cked the b-tch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her twice!!!!!
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