bottle shopper


a girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to m-st-rb-t- with.
my girlfriend is a bottle shopper. she spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to f-ck.
a bag you take when you are shopping for wine.
i plan to buy a lot…better bring the bottle shopper.

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