bottled and capped


when a girl is jacking you off, and right before you c-m, she squeezes your d-ck, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your d-ck sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)
i can’t have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

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