bottlenosed
adj. when a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.
oh man, i went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin…with my tongue!
or…
those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!
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