bottling the home brew


allowing a man to -j-c-l-t- inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
tammy: what’s up with your sheets?
tanya: my boyfriend and i have been bottling the home brew, and sh-t’s been getting messy.
tammy: so i take it we’re not sharing vodka until shark week
tanya: well, you can never be too careful!
tammy: you could always try being a little careful…

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