bottom cork
the last solid stool p-ssed before a torrent of beer/curry fuelled sh-t pours out of the r-ct-m.
“you were a while dear.”
“yes, i’m afraid i popped a bottom cork and the subsequent deluge was like alien blood, it d-mn near burned through the porcelin! it took an age to sort out.”
“oh err right, well shall we, erm continue…”
“rather.”
“do you charles phillip arthur george winsor take diana…”
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