bottom texting
when your a bottom in s-x and they ain’t doing good so you pull out your phone.
person one”why didn’t you come with the boys yesterday?”
person two”i should have, but i letting my girl ride me”
person one”thats better than hanging with us”
person two”no, i was bottom texting”
verb
1: the act of having a funny conversation with an acquaintance & you tell a brief statement, however your friend thought there would be a punchline.
2: the act of conversing with an acquaintance while trying to make a joke, but then you decide not to finish it for a myriad of reasons,(offensive, unfunny, etc.), placing you in an awkward position, so you say: “bottom text,” hoping your friend is a dank memer.
these both reference the standard 2009 meme generator and recent influx of ironic memes/deep fried memes:”when a n-gg-;
bottom text”
1:
a: so i went to the mall today
b: yeye n-gg-
b: …and?
a: sorry my n-gg-, i was just bottom texting.
2:
a: yanno, what’s the point of jews? they..
b: *with mild triggered expression* hmm. go on.
a: bottom text.
b: n-gg- stop bottom texting!
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