bottomitis
a condition in which a person can’t stop drinking alcohol. the only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one’s alcoholic beverage container.
joe: d-mn. i had a cr-ppy day at work
jim: let’s get drunk!
joe: sounds like a plan!
(2 hours later)
joe: (finishes entire bottle of jack daniels, and has to be transported to the er to get his stomach pumped.)
jim: d-mn joe! you got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!
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