bougipoor
it’s when you’re “college student” broke/poor but you still desire the fancier things in life, and are extra af. like eating ramen noodles for dinner but using filtered water, (brands like fiji, smartw-ter, voss, aquahydrate, essentia, etc.) instead of tap water, cause ew. it’s a mix of being “bougie” and “poor”.
jaz: hey, do you mind if i eat a pack of your ramen noodles?
shy: no that’s cool but i’m out of bottled water to make them with.
jaz: why don’t you just use tap water?
shy: what? ew. no. filtered water only.
jaz: you’re so bougipoor.
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