boulder melon
a very very unimaginably obese person, especially one that is a prost-tute or is transgendered.
i was at the club when this boulder melon walked by. s/he b-mped half of the people into the wall.
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the slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone’s upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs. person 1: hey man sit up straight, you’ve got some bad scoliosis. person 2: nah dude, that’s just my boxer posture
- boxing queen
a male boxer, who always has man br–sts. this male boxer dresses up like a woman and boxes against women. “the boxing queen is destroying that girl in the ring!”
- boxotubular
foongular root. deff- so abnormally deformed, that one looks like both a tube and a box. we were at the beach, and we saw a kid that was boxotubular. or yo man, your so funking boxotubular. check out that boxotubualr face! gag
- braineurism
1. an idea 2. a thought hey, i just had a braineurism. remember when we were talking about that thing earlier, you could do this and it’d be a lot easier.
- brain lazers
the sensation one experiences following a huge bong rip. oft,en accompanied by a furrowing of the brow, clenching of the teeth, and complete debilitation. holy f-ck. huge hit. brain lazers ahhhh