Bouncing Eyes
the motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman’s -ss while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with b–bs from the front (ex females jogging)
example 1
guy 1: “dude, i got a problem…”
guy 2: “what?”
guy 1: “i get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, i get it real bad…”
guy 2: “well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away.”
guy 1: “thanks man, i’ll try that.”
example 2
-walking with friend-
guy 1: “joe put away those bouncin’ eyes you look like your on a d-mn pogo stick!”
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