bouquet of penises
a contemptable situation. any despised turn of events. the phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one’s disgust for a given situation.
the vacation sucked. the rv broke down, the dog sh-t in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of p-n-ses.
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